Creative Writing: My Idea Of Where The Heck Life Came From

Part I of Essay
There are many theories concerning where life came from, but which one is right? Did life come from pre-existing life on the Earth billions of years ago? Did it come from this primordial soup filled with itty-bitty organisms swimming around in it? What came first; the chic ....

Part II of Essay
.... what we know as life today. Wouldn't my idea of the theory of life work? I mean, they did find these little microorganisms in the rocks on Mars. Also, bribed sources from inside the Pentagon and NASA have quoted that they have found bone fragments of what appear to be little creatures resembling monkeys, and also these balls of hair with an unknown origin. Really. I Promise. Want more proof? Remember that face on Mars? The one in the Cydonia basin next to the pyramids and the martian airport? If you look at the face cross-eyed and crooked i ....