Candidate For Hall Secretary Speech

Part I of Essay
Within the time that I've lawfully lived on Milner, I have come to the realization that this Great Hall and myself share many things in common, among them being a high, generous, and noble spirit. I say Ahigh@ because we are both elevated above all low and vulgar considera ....

Part II of Essay
.... I was forced to reconsider(1) after requesting a hall jacket and being turned down and(2) by the hall name that I was recently given. Tonight I want to thank all involved for giving this VAGRANT a home in which to live and to plead for the opportunity to express my gratitude by serving this great hall. I accept your nomination with a deep sense of humility. I accept, too, the responsibility that goes with it, and I seek your continued guidance and support. The task would be too great for anyone, who does not have the heart and hands o ....