The Untold Story Of Theseus

Part I of Essay
The road ran along the edge of the cliff above the burning blue sea. Theseus turned a bend in the road and saw a man sitting on a rock. The man held a great battle-ax in his hand; he was so large that the ax seemed like a hatchet. Before the enormous man could say a thing ....

Part II of Essay
.... many days there slow minds concluded that I was a stranger in this land, and sent me to this house with many other young men my age." (Timé Pasá) "Many moons have passed. Over this time I was taught their language and concepts. I found that they call themselves Americans, more specifically "Michiganders". I have always been quick to learn and they labeled me as an adequate student. Me. Theseus. Son of Poseidon. Labeled as adequate? Sheeeshh. Anyway, I was told that tomorrow I would be going to a "High School", s ....